Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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