the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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