what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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