I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
handjob tips. give me some.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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