So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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