So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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