She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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