dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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