just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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