turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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