I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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