Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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