Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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