Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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