So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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