So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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