Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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