She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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