walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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