i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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