Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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