The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Randomize
