I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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