Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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