Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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