I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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