what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.