Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I just googled if crying burns calories
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.