Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.