Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize