I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I FOUND THE LEGS
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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