that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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Is Oprah even human
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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