For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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