Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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