i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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