My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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