gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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