can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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