I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
MIDGETS
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he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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