I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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