i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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