oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
third nipple confirmed
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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