No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
There r osticjed everywhere
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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