I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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