And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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