Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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