Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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