Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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