Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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