Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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