walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn