MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.