If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..