the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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