doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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