OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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