She said her name was "party"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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