i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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