I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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