so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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